You take your Shawshank Redemptions, your Pulp Fictions and Godfathers. They don't hold a candle to this classic that is about to hit the shelves.*
"The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea," screams the plot synopsis.
The basic premise seems to be that the titular prehistoric giants were frozen mid-battle in an iceberg only to be released from their suspended animation ten million years later to resume their fight.
Who cares about plot when it's this silly. With a premise like this I bet Steven Spielberg wishes this had been the real follow-up to Jaws.
Unfortunately we're going to have to wait until August 10 to get our sticky mitts on this actioner with Lorenzo Lamas and former 80s singer Debbie, no Deborah Gibson.
In the meantime, enjoy the trailer.
* Not really
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Hmm Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus - I hate these metaphorical arty farty titles - so what's it about then?
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